Here at the seasonal beets, we realise that there are some lovely fruit and vegetables that will never be grown locally and thus are never in season.
What to do? For things like leaves, root vegetables and fruits there is almost always a local and seasonal substitution (spinach and leeks for salads, apples instead of bananas, plums for pineapples and so on). Alas, for other ingredients - in the words of Margaret Thatcher - there is simply no alternative.
Enter the Chilli Pepper!
I'm a big advocate of spicy food, especially right now in the cold winter months when we could all do with a little more heat. They are also particularly well suited for sweating out a case of the winter sniffles. A well-placed chilli can spice up all kinds of dishes from curries to seafood to a hearty gulash soup. But shop-bought chillis, alas, do not generally come from anywhere near to Europe. India, China, Ethiopia, Myanmar, Mexico, Vietnam, Peru, Pakistan, Ghana and Bangladesh account for 85% of global chili production.
The absolute best way to lower your chilli-induced footprint while still enjoying plenty of spicy goodness is to grow your own plants. Chillies grow surprisingly well indoors all year round, they're cheap, and you can buy literally hundreds of varieties to experiment with.
A little known fact about chilis is that the heat is not contained within the seeds themselves but rather in a compound called Capsaicin that coats the seeds and the insides of the pepper. Capsaicin is insoluble in water, which means that knocking back a glass of icy-cold water in a 'spicy' moment will do nothing to relieve your burning tongue! Instead, try dairy products like sour cream - an indian 'lassi' for example is a great accompaniment to a hot curry. And failing that, a cold beer usually helps too (even if it's just a placebo!).
One of my favourite recipies is a super-spicy Thai style Green Papaya Salad. In the somewhat-predictable absence of green papayas, you can use cucumber as a substitute. The key to this salad is the balance of the lime juice, fish sauce, sugar and chilli - keep mixing up the quantities until you reach the perfect balance of flavours.
Shred the papaya or cucumber (using a grater or potato peeler, your choice). If you're feeling flush you can quarter a couple of tomatoes and add them to the shredded mixture too. Next, take between one to ten small red chillis (depending on your taste buds and your bravery), a couple of cloves of chopped garlic (again, amount depending on your taste buds), and a handful of chopped green beans and grind together in a pestle and mortar until broken up but not paste-like. Add to this a spoonful of sugar (palm sugar is best), the juice of a lime, one tablespoon of fish sauce and a handful of dried shrimp (optional). Give it a good bash again with the pestle and mortar and then mix with the shredded papaya. Top with roasted and coarsely chopped peanuts and enjoy!